The Sensual Skin Cleansers

Recently I have been watching the television with a whole new outlook. That outlook is one that proves that television is ridiculous. Let me present a scenario.

Deep Male Voice: Do you have acne? *Really pretty woman, who probably has never had such a problem appears and nods. Her skin is a perfect tone, she has gorgeous green eyes, and she looks almost angelic.*

Deep Male Voice: Well we can solve that problem with *product name*. A clinically proven formula to make your acne go away *now, for the next minute, you watch gorgeous woman splash water all over the screen, and herself. You watch her dance, and frolic, and scamper. You watch as she never once uses the acne wash, but pretends to rinse it off. You notice that there is no change to this woman's non-existent acne problem.*

I don't know, but this to me seems a little out of place. Shouldn't acne commercials, and skin cleansing commercials, and wrinkle-reducing commercials be a little more... Oh, I don't know... Realistic. I would like to see results for my acne, I want to see someone who was like a walking white head, and see their transformation from incredibly grotesque ugliness, to someone who looks like a normal human being.

I just don't understand how this type of commercial works to sell these washes. Subliminal messages? "IF you use our acne cream, THEN you will be as beautiful as this woman splashing water on your screen!" I just don't understand how this demonstrates the cream in any way. Call me crazy.

So, I have come to yet another conclusion. It must be an appeal for men. "Oh, man! Did you see that chick on that commercial. I got to go buy that bottle, her picture is totally on it!"

Great work AVON! Great job! You've captured yet another idiot!

Sometimes... I'm embarrassed to be a human male.

Home School?

There is something about being socially inclined that runs innate in the human mind. There is no question in anybody's mind that they want to be able to go out in public, and know that there are people out there who they can connect with. This connection is constantly built by encounters in a public setting. One who lacks such a setting will surely be severed with the sociality link, and fall into a dark abyss... One in which it would be very difficult to climb out of.

I believe that the biggest detriment to mankind is homeschool (followed closely by private and charter schools, but, that argument will be saved for another day). It is really quite a pathetic joke, and I will hereafter point out why I make such a bold, and belligerent statement. But, first, I must say that I have never met a child that was homeschooled that had ANY social skills at all. If you are one, or if you have ever found one... Please, let me know.

Reason 1- MOTHER: I remember the teenage years. I remember thinking my mother didn't know anything. Each of us passes through this phase. How could a mother think it was a good idea to keep her children inside, and that they would learn anything when they have that attitude, and she is the one trying to teach them. "If you don't do your chores right now, mister, I'm going to give you an "F" on your last test!" What good does that do? And for that matter, what do grades mean- what is there to work for.

In summary- homeschool is a cop-out for any sort of traditional work.

Reason 2- ANTI-SOCIALITY: Where on Earth would one learn to connect with someone besides their own family members if they are only spending time with them? Honestly, does that sound absurd to anyone else? Think about it- you were introduced at an early age to kids that you worked well with, and played well with; and that is where you learned those connection skills. How does one who never uses those skills become anything more than a very strange child?! You can't build a muscle that never gets used. And also, you cannot grow a talent that has never been planted. Opportunities have to be placed for said work to happen. If a talent of sociality is to occur, one must have social situations in which to learn those valuable skills.

Reason 3- LACK OF WORK ETHIC: Though Homeschoolers claim the "homework" clause, that really isn't true. They have no such thing. Homework doesn't exist because there is no way to enforce it. I have heard too many times that homework is done during the homeschool experience. Well where is the work in that? How does one develop good study habits, and work habits if they never do such things as homework? Homework, as miserable as it is, teaches each of us to do our best, to work to complete something, and then turn it in with pride. Some of us (like myself) may have missed that message until later, but at least we recognize the value of what happened... Instead of not having anything to put those skills to practice.

I have too many times stood in front of a group of homeschoolers, and tried to explain a simple idea, and had blank stares in return. Homeschool is an almost funny joke. I don't mean that to be rude, I support it with the above. There are too many things lost when a child is homeschooled. Homeschooling is not a viable option for education. Education isn't just book-smarts. It doesn't really matter how much one knows, when they can't relate to someone to share it.

-Shaking Bottle Syndrome-

I was shopping with my mother a few days ago. I was with her because I don't currently have a vehicle, and I quite enjoy being with my mother. We were in a grocery store, and my objective- something powerful for my head cold which I had contracted after having recovered from nasal surgery to open up the airways of what had previously been a deviated septom.

My mom was inspecting medicine bottles, while I went straight to the source, where a maroon sign hung above the various pill and liquid medicine bottles reading, "COLD/SINUS". I figured that this would clearly be the best place to start, so I was there, she was behind, looking for something generic I'm sure- the watered down stuff.

I haven't quite come to a conclusion why mothers seem to think the generic brands are the same as the brand names. I know that I've compared the ingredients, and they don't match. My mother tries to tell me that they are manufactured in the same line, and pushed into different bottles. When she says that, I laugh... Because the "Great Value" pills don't say "Tylenol" on them... And they are not the same color either.

Regardless, my mom, as I said was inspecting pills. Her inspection was thorough. Pick up a pill bottle, look at it's label, check the amount of potency in each pill, and then slowly she would lift the bottle to her ear, and...

Shake the bottle!

This process went on for a moment, and I watched carefully. I wondered what she was doing. What could she hear in the pills? What was she checking for? I began doing the same thing. I inspected the labels, checked the potency... Lifted the bottle to my ear, and...

I shook the bottle!

I noticed a lovely rhythmic sound... But, beyond that... There was nothing to be had.

I watched others in the store as they cruised up and down the aisle. Some young, some old, some in the middle somewhere... They all performed this insane, untelling, human ritual. Nobody learned anything from this strange thing- I don't know that I've ever known anyone to have a pill bottle that didn't come with pills, and I cannot come up with any other explicable reason for shaking a pill bottle.

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a part of this human family. This is one of those times.